2003-05-21 - 7:39 a.m.

Unto the Lords and Ladies of the Realm do come greetings from the Lady Ursula:

I am writing this day to inform you that I am again under seige. I am up in my tower, directing my forces against the evil war lords who seek to destroy me.

You see, someone has indeed stolen my ID yet again and is sending a worm, an evil dragon, against me via the mailer daemons. Daily my account is overrun with these daemons and a worm is hidden inside. Sometimes the daemon promises a Garden of Eden or an Epipheny or even a password. Do not allow the daemon to tempt you. It is evil and must be banished from the land. I have sent forth Sir Norton to accomplish this quest. You may well use Sir McAfee or Sir Norton. These are the greatest knights in the realm.

For it is not I who sends forth these worms, though in truth they do use my rightful address. It is an evil warlord, seeking to destroy all that is right and goode. The goode lady Stacey at my service provider is reviewing my problem. However, methinks it will be in vain as my good husband informs me. This worm has made the attention of the New York Times. So I am suspecting that you good lords and ladies of the realm are also under siege. May all your battles end swiftly and be ye victorious!

Ursula

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